“HONEY”“WHAT”“WHERE’S MY SPEECH NOTES”“WHAT”“WHERE. ARE. MY. SPEECH. NOTES.”“I UHHHH. ORGANISED THEM.”“WHAT?!”“WHY DO YOU NEED TO KNOW.”“I NEED THEM”“UH UH DON’T YOU THINK ABOUT PRACTISING THAT SPEECH TONIGHT I’VE BEEN PLANNING THIS DINNER FOR MONTHS”“BUT AMERICA IS IN NEED”“MY STOMACH IS IN NEED OF THAT FANCY DINNER.”“YOU TELL ME WHERE MY SPEECH IS WOMAN THIS IS FOR INTERNATIONAL JUSTICE”“I’M MICHELLE OBAMA. I INVENTED JUSTICE.”
  • me: makes a mistake
  • me: thinks about mistake every night for the next 7 years
generalelectric:

A new Evolution Series locomotive being transferred from GE Transportation’s test track to BNSF tracks for pickup.
theburnblogbklyn:

Mmmmm
aqua-rius:

fawun:

declaringwar:

Cold

this makes me want to cry

wow.
manofsteel:

The wait is over. Get your tickets for Man of Steel now: http://bit.ly/MOStickets
blogilates:

This was breakfast. Veggie omelet topped with freshly made pico de gallo! Want a bite? What did you have?